Dear Media,

I know that it’s really difficult for you to move on once you have a brand. When an unidentified child is identified, please use her real name - even if you have to practise saying it. Oh no newsreaders, some actual work to do! If you can work out how to say Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono you do the same for her. Seriously though, use her name, there’s not need to keep going with this Pumpkin crap. If you actually start using her real name people will eventually work out what you’re talking about, we’re not dumb.

Thanks.

An update:
It would appear that Mediawatch agree with me.

Yes, two covers in two weeks. This time a Radiohead cover done by producer Mark Ronson. Very funky.

Here’s the original as the bonus.